Sunday, November 13, 2005
Moan, complain, and steer the ship Right.
shrink786 says:
goan u still turning japanese?
danieru says:
i sent you the photo dude. it is a photo of ME.
shrink786 says:
yes so i see
danieru says:
i had surgery.
shrink786 says:
long overdue
danieru says:
too right. the downside is that the plastic bottle is now stuck to my head permanently.
shrink786 says:
i thought that was a sikh trick. but obviously the japs do it too. are you back here for xmas and new year?
danieru says:
of course not. i have no intention of going back to that island. but please send my best regards to the criminals, scum, litter, chavs, deliquents, ignorants, and all the other things missing from japan.
shrink786 says:
you do have a point. mr blair has really f-cked up the country beyond all belief. i wanna move to dubai
danieru says:
yes - dubai is better for you, forget the UK.
shrink786 says:
three years then im outta here
danieru says:
dubai offers the average TP who worships allah a far higher standard of living than the UK, and better prospects for your offspring. i might leave japan next year for switzerland. i do not want to go back to england. it is rubbish unless you earn good money. ordinary cash buys you zero standard of living.
shrink786 says:
yeah switzerland is a good option, i like the swiss attitude
danieru says:
yes, mountains, cobbled streets, low taxes, clean air, german cars. there is ZERO crime here. it is amazing.
shrink786 says:
i have to agree with you. the kaiser chiefs have got it right
danieru says:
and more importantly, switzerland does not have to contend with a vociferous criminal lower class like France.
shrink786 says:
who get all the benefits of the nanny state of course, at the taxpayers expense
danieru says:
exactly, it is amazing how right wing we have become in our old age.
shrink786 says:
i was never anything else to be honest. f-ck all of em. u did the right thing by gettin outta here. just frustrates me more and more the way things are here
danieru says:
if a couple of TPs like us can get jobs, and pay 40%, then why does the average imbecile have 4 kids whilst still a teenager, and sponge off the state for their lives.
shrink786 says:
the nhs is like a microcosm of the wider shite that is england
danieru says:
whilst their offspring wrecks my mercedes. people dont even lock their bikes here. i saw a $2000 bike left outside 7-11 without a lock on it.
shrink786 says:
here the more locks the better, anywhere else that would be out and out paranoia. right im gonna go and see what the scummy people of birmingham are up to
danieru says:
yes, and tell them to get a job.
shrink786 says:
it amazes me that in this country, people with no jobs and no education, have better televsions than myself. wasters
danieru says:
because their ambition in life is to watch TV. your offspring will be the same if you allow them to socialise with these types.
shrink786 says:
i saw a girl the other day who said she would kill herself if i didn't find her anywhere to live. what kind of government allows people to behave like that??
danieru says:
exactly.
shrink786 says:
lock em up, shoot em and then burn the bodies
danieru says:
in china, when criminals are executed, the government charges their family for the bullet. this is the system we need
shrink786 says:
thats so right. i say vote me in. right goan, im off, its been extremely cathartic
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Yeah - i guess. There is no yob culture here. Why should I put up with it in the UK?
How does the current establishment aim to reduce crime and unemployment and promote a level standard of living across this new social stratosphere? All the jobs are there - but the salaries are remarkably different. There is little incentive to work when you earn 5pound an hour for 30 hours per week, and still have to pay national insurance on that. For the NHS? you have got to be kidding.
The thought below is probably complete rubbish, because i dont know the first thing about gilts. Rather, I understand the market a little more than I understand it's ethical and longterm purpose. Al / Air - what's your take?
Thought - what would happen if sovereign debt was outlawed internationally? Probably, the big countries would be in enormous trouble initially, but it might actually lead to some good - Scandinavian countries do not run budget deficits, and yet they offer their citizens remarkably high levels of social mobility, high eduction, less yob culture. Perhaps if the government tried to run itself as a business, it would become lean, mean and efficient; or bankrupt. For example, Argentina would never suffer with the cycles of boom and bust that have plagued it incessantly throughout it's history of late. No Asian currency crisis of '97. Politicians might not need to ramsack the treasury for their personal missions (eg Indonesia) - arms factories would be forced into retreat, as healthcare and schooling became more important. The USA might actually not have been able to afford to invade Iraq. A decision would have had to be made: Do we:
- Donate money to starving victims of the 2004 Tsunami
- Pay for your kids to have free lunches at school
- Kill others for their oil
Priorities soon change when you can't just issue more Federal Bonds. The fixed income traders would be unhappy.
How does the current establishment aim to reduce crime and unemployment and promote a level standard of living across this new social stratosphere? All the jobs are there - but the salaries are remarkably different. There is little incentive to work when you earn 5pound an hour for 30 hours per week, and still have to pay national insurance on that. For the NHS? you have got to be kidding.
The thought below is probably complete rubbish, because i dont know the first thing about gilts. Rather, I understand the market a little more than I understand it's ethical and longterm purpose. Al / Air - what's your take?
Thought - what would happen if sovereign debt was outlawed internationally? Probably, the big countries would be in enormous trouble initially, but it might actually lead to some good - Scandinavian countries do not run budget deficits, and yet they offer their citizens remarkably high levels of social mobility, high eduction, less yob culture. Perhaps if the government tried to run itself as a business, it would become lean, mean and efficient; or bankrupt. For example, Argentina would never suffer with the cycles of boom and bust that have plagued it incessantly throughout it's history of late. No Asian currency crisis of '97. Politicians might not need to ramsack the treasury for their personal missions (eg Indonesia) - arms factories would be forced into retreat, as healthcare and schooling became more important. The USA might actually not have been able to afford to invade Iraq. A decision would have had to be made: Do we:
- Donate money to starving victims of the 2004 Tsunami
- Pay for your kids to have free lunches at school
- Kill others for their oil
Priorities soon change when you can't just issue more Federal Bonds. The fixed income traders would be unhappy.
I didn't sleep much last night due to thinking about buying the middle-aged massive house, with dining room - so I'm not going to attempt an answer.
Are you better with a big kitchen with family area or a smaller kitchen with a study?
Are you better with a big kitchen with family area or a smaller kitchen with a study?
You are better going for the big kitchen everytime. If you don't the lady in your life will be constantly coming out with such comments as "this bloody small kitchen is crap" and then throwing the cuttlery accross the room.
How come I don't get any comments on my weekly woss weport anymore?
How come I don't get any comments on my weekly woss weport anymore?
Small kitchen with study. Otherwise, where are you going to put all your computers?
What have you done with Al?
What have you done with Al?
Danieru: Like many good comedy series my Weekly Woss Weport is developing themes and getting stronger from week to week. If hasn't peaked yet, although there will be a break this week, but it will be back the week after with an even better opening story.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, it will change your life.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, it will change your life.
Right, change of plan. I'm now thinking about buying property in Bulgaria. Anyone know anything about this subject, or will I start a blog?
Al: I know that i would *love* to be chucking money into Bulgaria right now, and if i was sitting on the pot of gold that you have, i would be doing the very same - or maybe Croatia.
Buying property abroad is going to be a pain the butt for the first few people that do it, but, of course, no pain no gain. Go there, start a blog. I will raise capital from some degenerates in London, and copy you. You will release me from the drudgery of hammering a keyboard and staring into a black and white terminal.
Dom - I assume you are taking a break this week from your Woss Weport so that you can take Scully out for beverages in Edinburgh? If you are, buy him a beer for me. If you are not, I will express no surprise at your inability to ever go out. After all, you missed TWO of my leaving drinks, and i had about half a dozen in total.
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Buying property abroad is going to be a pain the butt for the first few people that do it, but, of course, no pain no gain. Go there, start a blog. I will raise capital from some degenerates in London, and copy you. You will release me from the drudgery of hammering a keyboard and staring into a black and white terminal.
Dom - I assume you are taking a break this week from your Woss Weport so that you can take Scully out for beverages in Edinburgh? If you are, buy him a beer for me. If you are not, I will express no surprise at your inability to ever go out. After all, you missed TWO of my leaving drinks, and i had about half a dozen in total.
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