Tuesday, September 27, 2005
resumé
describing my current state in a few sentences, without sounding too much like a speed dating introduction.....
- i wore my shirt inside out today, and only changed when i got to work. that's one hour walking and commuting on the train with an inside out shirt.
- currently listening to Mark Farina Mushroom Jazz 5 and reading Guns Germs Steel
- when the lift was plummenting 34 floors at speed yesterday evening, i was jumping to see if i stayed in the air longer. if alone, i normally dance in a narcissitic yet malco-ordinated fashion to my reflection in the marble floor.
- my hair is turning white at the side of my head at an exceptional rate - comparable only to the rate at which it is receding in the front. I have days to live.
- I looked at a photo of Ben the other day and realised he wasn't 19 anymore. Dipesh told me he was thinking of buying a Xsara MPV for the kids, and he doesn't even have kids. If those I grew up with are old, I too, am old.
- I am at an age where I find some adults merely pseudo adults.
- I feel a lot more avantgarde than most people I work with. I still work in IT
- I have recently spent a vast amount of company time learning about Music. Wikipedia is holding my hand, but I still feel vacant.
- Craig David must be silenced By Any Means NecessaryTM , for bludgeoning R&B and scarring it permanently with poor branding.
.... just so i remember When I Grow Up.
All the Eastern Euros at work have bucked the trend and not married Japanese girls. They have all - no exceptions - married Eastern European girls. Is this because:
- Eastern European girls are gorgeous
- Japanese girls cannot drink a litre of Vodka, which is perhaps a prerequisite for eligibility.
The other day I went into a club, and they needed to stamp my hand. All three girls behind the till balked in shock to see someone so hairy. They looked up and down my arm to find a clear spot to tatoo. No luck.
I am about to collect 80 ichi man Yen in cash from my pimp. On a Friday night, prior to a drinking sesh-on. Disaster looms.
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Hello Danieru,
I very much enjoyed this posting, however, it did leave the reader with a number of questions. To save everyone else from asking them I will do so on theor behalf:
- Did you have your shirt on inside out on purpose or by accident?
- When you dance in the lift, I hope you realise that the security folks are watching you on their tv screens and recording it for prosterity (ok that wasn't a question, but it needed saying)
- What is a pseudo adult? Do you mean someone who is old, but behaves as if they are still a child?
- Feel free to ask me anything about music - In my youth I was an expert, then I fel by the wayside, but now I am trying to claw my way back up the camoflage netting of modern music.
I very much enjoyed this posting, however, it did leave the reader with a number of questions. To save everyone else from asking them I will do so on theor behalf:
- Did you have your shirt on inside out on purpose or by accident?
- When you dance in the lift, I hope you realise that the security folks are watching you on their tv screens and recording it for prosterity (ok that wasn't a question, but it needed saying)
- What is a pseudo adult? Do you mean someone who is old, but behaves as if they are still a child?
- Feel free to ask me anything about music - In my youth I was an expert, then I fel by the wayside, but now I am trying to claw my way back up the camoflage netting of modern music.
Geezer. I am thoroughly inebriated at nonce, so a good time to blog.
1. accident. i only noticed 1/2 way through the journey
2. ok
3. immature early 20's peoples
4. you didnt really understand House. so sod asking you for advice.
1. accident. i only noticed 1/2 way through the journey
2. ok
3. immature early 20's peoples
4. you didnt really understand House. so sod asking you for advice.
I was thinking about house and the whole craig david thing onmm the plane today and I have decided that I am so going to read up on the whole thing.
When I was young (late 70s to about 1982) I was fully up on all the lates music (this is what I was trying to say in my previous post) and then I fell off the wagon and got set in my ways and started listening to scottish gaelic music and other obscure, but no at the heart of the music scene type stuff. Now I am going to rectify this and get back up to speed and stuff and that means I will be in a position to give serious advice about music. So, you may be drunk, but I am also drunk.
When I was young (late 70s to about 1982) I was fully up on all the lates music (this is what I was trying to say in my previous post) and then I fell off the wagon and got set in my ways and started listening to scottish gaelic music and other obscure, but no at the heart of the music scene type stuff. Now I am going to rectify this and get back up to speed and stuff and that means I will be in a position to give serious advice about music. So, you may be drunk, but I am also drunk.
Hello. I was very drunk last night and am now getting outside of some red wine to feel better.
> malco-ordinated
This made me LOL as I imagined a tracksuit cult messiah Malco, blessing new disciples with one hand and smoking a fag with the other.
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> malco-ordinated
This made me LOL as I imagined a tracksuit cult messiah Malco, blessing new disciples with one hand and smoking a fag with the other.
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