Monday, June 20, 2005
Chicken or Egg?
I worked over the weekend. Large office, small number of people. On Sunday, someone ordered pizza. I was not invited.
Did they exclude me because:
they didn't have the courtesy to invite me
they lacked the a social gene
they wanted to exclude non-Deloitte types
they thought that as a non-Deloitte type I despised them, and felt no desire to remedy that feeling in me. Nobody talked to me in the office last week, so I bought everyone cookies. This week, people are more cheerful. They are also cheap.
I do not know, and such is the nature of these situations, is that I will never know, until I am drunk one day, and I become a Verbal Gatling. At that point, we will be able to safely assume Point 4 for all other exclusions.
Also, I heard a story about 2 girls falling out over A Man. Amazing to think, that in an office with a 10-1 ratio, there existed such a Prime Bull who could cause two women to tear each other's eyeballs out. In this case, there really are many fish in the sea....
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