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danieru in tokyo
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
 
Open Mouth; Insert Foot
RV's cousin (CV), over from Rome for a few days. Last night was his last night, so we head down to Medina. Luckily for me, he didn't do Salsa either, so we stood by the bar and passed time with a mutual friend, Beer. Conversation dwindled, and remembering my disappointment a few days prior upon realising that all Italian women didn't look like RV, I asked

DD: "So what do you think of Scottish women, they're not too hot, are they?"

CV: "Err, I don't know what to say"
DD: "Whatever man, no-one can hear you, and besides, the reason why most of the girls at this bar are good looking is because most of them are Spanish."
CV: "I don't really have an opinion"
DD: {dying to quote Pulp Fiction} "You must have an opinion, come on..."
CV: "No, I mean, I'm gay"
DD: "Well, Scottish men are even worse"
CV: "No, I think I like them"
DD: {determined to win a pointless argument} "They are uncouth, crude and pasty with sharp unattractive features"

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