Saturday, January 15, 2005
Scared
Sneeze. The precursor to a cold. The result of a cold is a day away from work sick. A day away from work, when not on holiday, is defined as A Waste Of Money for someone that is paid by the day. A frightening prospect , and one that requires avoidance.
Lemsips were stolen from a colleague. Well, he probably gave me the cold in the first place.
Permanent staff, cowering under the parasol of Sick Pay, are known for taking days off for paper cuts. I am expecting a rush of permanent staff to start licking my sneezes to get some of those golden germs for themselves.
