Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Oh God, and then it hit me
IBM insisted on buying me drinks for the bulk of the evening, and I graciously accepted their hospitatilty. This resulted in obtuse drunkness. As I stuck my head out of the window this morning, sucking in the cold air through every wanting pore in my body, it hit me - I was an annoying drunken offensive boyo last night. Dammit. Just gotta hope everyone else was drunk enough not to notice.
I witnessed street confrontation this morning. Angry pedestrestrian starts day by demanding cyclist dismount whilst on pavement. Bemused cyclist attempts to avoid pedestrian. Pedestrian cunningly jumps to other side of pavement in anticipation, and blocks cyclist. Pedestrian repeats demands that cyclist dismount. Cyclist attempts to go circumnavigate. I start shouting "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" in condescending schoolboy manner from my car window. Cyclists repeats attempt at circumnavigation of few more times, then eventually yields to demand of breifcase weilding middle aged man.
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