Thursday, October 14, 2004
Did God buy equity in Lucifer PLC?
Even the most ardent supporters of an overseer will accept that Justice, in the eyes of a mortal, is skewed today. This fuels the atheist camp, and bolsters the Agnostic crowd. But to quote Woody Allen: "If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever".
On the other hand, perhaps God was smart. Perhaps he realised that Satan was gaining popularity, and moved with the times.
When the company sees it's marketshare shrinking, and a more dynamic competitor taking grip, there are two options. Fight back. Or accept defeat, asset strip, get out early with cash in hand, and stick the money into booming business (like your competitors).
Perhaps God bought shares in Lucifer PLC?
This goes a long way into explaining how a certain manager at a site I used to work at earns over �100 per hour for inane chuckling at meetings. And nothing else. Am I bitter? Only that I didn't go long on Lucifer.
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