Maund complains about fat people today. Sure, we can examine the situation through the usual avenues of kettle and pot, but in this case, despite the story source lacking honour, we still have a story.

I WISH TO TELL the clinically obese riveta eating women (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE FATSO) that the crumbs on the top are crunched up riveta that fell on the floor, infused with a wealth of ingredients from unwashed factory worked well trodden shoe sole. Canine excrement to be expected. This story, like all urban legends is the result of a "when i used to work in a factory as a student". Doubtless this has been exaggerated, but the essence of truth remains.

In fact, all factory processed food is going to be mank, and disgusts even someone as far from hygiene as myself. the one exception that does break the rule is chocolate. Since factory workers get to eat unlimited quantities of chocolate, they actually take small steps towards the great act of cleanliness even when the Health Inspector is absent.

The moral is that FATSOs should accept their fate, and eat chocolate.


- posted by Daniel @ Friday, September 24, 2004