danieru in tokyo
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Turkeys And Obama
There is a theory that says, somewhere, amongst a throng of hot chicks, there is Always One Douche Bag. Just hanging out, and catching some of the breeze in a mindless world that no-one can explain. It doesn't make sense, and it doesn't need to - it just is. And now, finally, there is a website that pays homage to inevitability that is - "http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/". Documented proof of the phenomenon we are all too eager to shy away from acknowledging. For if we did, Questions would arise. Yet, the solution to all the questions is moot when you consider the other side of the looking glass - "I wanna be one of those douchebags". Really - that's all there is to it - grab your obnoxious pill, and buckle up - this journey ends gloriously.
Amerika Roks. OK, I'm a little p1shed off about the death of Glass-Stegall - for it is better to die fighting than sip from the cup of an enemy - but that aside, three Turkey dinners resurrected and the election of a man who looks likely to get more knickers than than shoes thrown at him is good. I hope he clips Helicopter Ben.
Tomorrow is "Communications Day". Where sandals will be thrown at us, having taken all year, and we will award desperately close to Sod All. I dont know why we do it - first there was "Runner's High"; perhaps now there is "Deliver-er's High". Gawd noes. I've got to start working on a plan for next year.....
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